vote or die

vote or die? WTF is this shit? dictatorial democracy?

It would be funny if Puff Daddy, himself, didn't vote, and then some home boys shot him in a drive by. That would be ironic, I think.

I hate how every year people are like "this is the most important election of your lifetime." I thought the 2000 election was the most important one.

The electoral college sucks. If you're a democrat and live in a republican state, well you're vote doesn't really count.

The electoral college is worse than a crappy community college.

hmmm....

Opinionated and judgemental people suck, especially if they support Bush. Basically anyone who doesn't agree with me sucks. I think I'd make a great dictator.



P.S. Jesse Jackson sucks too.
P.P.S. Colin Quinn (sp?) sucks too.
P.P.P.S. Best Buys, also, sucks.

joke and such

I've traveled to the future and back and actually saw a real question on the ACT math test. Here goes:

Jimmy works for $3.50 an hour. He wants to buy a cd by his favorite band. The cd is $13.50 plus 8.50% tax. If Jimmy's salary is taxed by 15%, how many hours must he work in order to afford the cd?
A)4 hours

B)4.5 hours

C)5 hours

D)Fuck work, Jimmy's ass is gonna download that cd off of Kazaa!



rant:F*ck those fu*ckin UGG boots and them Ponchos. They are worse than fucken tie die shirts and you only see them on fat ugly chicks.



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in class

i really can't stand when nerds try to outnerd each other. It's just horrible, very very horrible. Especially when they're trying to prove that their anti-wizard spray is better than the other person's level 3 sorcerer skulls or wtf ever it is. STFU it's just a fucking game!

whatever happened to the cool games like tic tac toe and hangman and make fart noises in class?

this kinda reminds me of the Triump the Insult Dog's bit with the Star Wars geeks.

Wow, i need sleep.


by the way, it was my birthday yesterday.

today

so today i lost my friggen hat in school. don't really planning on finding it tomorrow. ehh shit happens.

was bored in chemistry so got one of them text-to-voice programs on my laptop and wrote a buncha stuff for the computer to say. It entertained the people around me for at least 15 minutes or so. it was all good until the teacher gave us a pop quiz that i had no idea wtf it was on.

in conclusion chemistry sucks.

first post

wass happnin bitches (with all due respect)

this is my first post. thought it would be kinda cool to keep a track of my exciting (sarcasm) life.

well to start off, i have a real fugged up tongue infection.
click here if you want to be disgusted

yeah anyways that's it for now.

more news to come later on.

This sure as hell beats the other blogger