Laptop Broke

Yeah, so I'm casually surfing the world wide web of the internets, and all of a sudden my monitor goes black. I think to myself I'm in super hybernation mode (somethin i made up cuz my battery would sometimes disconnect and it would just turn off till i turned it back on), but no the computer was still running. So I do the ol' trusty take out the ac adapter out the laptop try to restart it, same thing.

Then i plug in my regular ass monitor into it, and lo and behold, the computer works perfectly. So i decide to call dell.

First attempt at calling them I explained the problem like so: "Yeah so I was watching my porn and all of sudden my monitor turned off" Stupid ununderstanding bastard hung up on me.

Second attempt: "Hi I wasnt watching porn this time, but my monitor turned off." yeap hung up on again.

Third try: "I think my porn is frozen in full screen, it was transitioning scenes and then stopped when it was all black... help me my parents are coming home soon and they can't see this... omg what am I gonna do?????~~~!!!"

Actually none of those things happened, but yeah the screen is being replaced tomorrow.